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The Odd Couples

April 19, 2012

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Jason Thomas
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“They say I’m crazy, but I’m about to go dumb again.”
– Kanye West (with Jay-Z), “Otis”

Fifteen years in the newsroom taught me that journalists are called on to be knowledgeable on a variety of subjects and experts in practically none on a daily basis. Deadlines and relentless editors tend to dictate as such.

This presents a glorious opportunity for savvy public relations professionals.

To the rescue are online services that allow newspaper journalists – not to mention the hundreds of other writers, including bloggers, freelancers, book authors, producers, the occasional stoned slacker, etc. – to submit interview requests for experts (i.e. PR clients) or real-life subjects (i.e. PR clients) on their topic du jour. Popular connectors are ProfNet and Help a Reporter Out (HARO).

The majority of queries are legitimate and offer a virtual gold mine for industrious – and quick-thinking – PR folks to secure media coverage for the people who pay their salaries.

Some requests, however, are rather odd.

A valuable lesson can be learned from the following sampling of unusual requests: For PR professionals, nothing is impossible when dreaming of client coverage; for journalists and related ilk – y’all can be just plain cray. The below requests (names of publications withheld to protect the not-so-innocent) are rated on a scale from 0 to 10, with 10 being “Kanye West Krazy.”

Note: These queries were culled from only the past month or so.

Category: Health
Subject: Drunk eyes
Outlet: National news website
Quick synopsis: Writer was wondering: Is there a physiological explanation for what we’re terming “drunk eyes?” Writer’s theory was that alcohol causes muscles, including the ones surrounding the eyes, to relax, and sought an expert to confirm this.
Kanye West Krazy Scale Rating: 4

Category: Lifestyle and Fitness
Subject: Taboo: oral sex
Outlet: Radio show
Quick synopsis: Oral sex is taboo, but why? Everyone does it, but it’s such a big secret! (Emphasis not added).
Kanye West Krazy Scale Rating: 5

Category: Health
Subject: Sneezing
Outlet: Women’s health website
Quick synopsis: The article will cover five things a person might not know about sneezing. For example, plucking your eyebrows can make you sneeze. Caveat: For each sneeze factoid or scenario, writer needs any applicable science to delve into the how and why.
Kanye West Krazy Scale Rating: 6

Category: Home
Subject: Waxing a toilet bowl with car wax
Outlet: National magazine geared toward women
Quick synopsis: Writer needed to chat quickly with a plumber to confirm if waxing your toilet bowl with car wax is safe.
Kanye West Krazy Scale Rating: 8

Category: Lifestyle and Fitness
Subject: Looking for people with fetishes/dungeons/kinks
Outlet: Anonymous
Quick synopsis: Verbatim: “Do you have a not-so-secret fetish? Do you have a dungeon, swing or other elaborate sexual set-ups in your home? If your freak flag flies proudly, you and your frisky pad could be featured on a new series for a major network!”
Kanye West Krazy Scale Rating: 9 (Editor’s note: Be wary of “anonymous” outlets. But at least this query would fulfill both lifestyle and fitness categories).

So take heart, PR professionals, when you’re at rock bottom and in desperate need of a client hit, you never know when that tailor-made query might arrive in your mailbox, gift-wrapped and ready.

And for you journalists, take comfort in the fact you’ll always have a fertile audience.

Calling Kanye…

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Tweets: Not Fit for PR Pro Consumption

April 12, 2012

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Our team recently had the opportunity to host a few students from the Beth Wood Chapter of PRSSA at Indiana University who somehow mustered the energy to get out of bed early on a Friday morning to slog their way from Bloomington to Indianapolis for an agency tour of Dittoe Public Relations. For those of you who haven’t been to college for a while (or if you’re memory is, let’s just say, hazy), Friday morning promptly follows “Thirsty Thursday;” so we were impressed, nay, honored by their willingness to visit us.

During a pre-tour conversation, we mentioned that an insatiable thirst to consume information—reading national and local media outlets, trade publications, blogs, etc.—was one of the most important, and perhaps most overlooked characteristics of a good PR pro. When we asked these budding PR practitioners what media outlets they consumed regularly, their responses caught me a bit off-guard. Nearly every one of them named Twitter as one of their top sources for media consumption.

Now, before I launch into my rant, I’d like to preface it by noting that like everyone else on the planet, I recognize the power of Twitter and the positive impact it has made on media and society as a whole. It’s also an invaluable tool for PR pros; not only for engaging with reporters, but for engaging with publics. But it should NEVER be considered a top source for consuming media. By anybody. Ever.

Can Twitter break big stories? Yes. It was widely reported that news of Osama bin Laden’s death broke on Twitter and that Whitney Houston’s death hit Twitter 27 minutes before the press. But how many times has Bill Cosby been reported dead on Twitter? After one particularly viral episode of Cosby’s demise (there have been several), TV’s Dr. Huxtable went so far as to call in to “Larry King Live” to echo Mark Twain’s famous sentiments regarding the reports of his death. This is an admittedly silly example of how Twitter “news” is propagated, but it’s a solid representation of Twitter’s validity, or lack of validity as a reliable source of information.

I realize I’m not breaking any new ground by chalking Twitter up as a dubious source of information, and that the vast majority of people know to seek information from other outlets; but knowing and doing are quite different. Today, it’s estimated that you’re likely to spend more than 11 hours consuming information—reading blog posts like this, watching TV, flipping through a magazine, or grazing on your Twitter feed. If you sit in front of a computer screen for most of your day, you’re probably spending even more than 11 hours a day. But if you’re spending the majority of your time on Twitter, you’re not getting the full story.

What does this mean for our PRSSA friends from Bloomington and soon-to-be PR pros everywhere? I’d urge you to take advantage of the staggering amount of information that’s readily available. According to storage company EMC, there is presently 800,000 petabytes (a million gigabytes per petabyte) in the storage universe, and according to the University of California in San Diego, American homes consume nearly 3.6 zettabytes (a million petabytes per zettabyte) of information per day.

Read as much as you can from varying sources. When you enter the PR world, the only way you’re going to be good at what you do is by immersing yourself in your clients’ industries so I can spot trends before they do and recommend strategies that will allow them to stay ahead of the curve. You can’t do that if you’re only consuming information in 140-character nibbles; especially if those few characters are wildly inaccurate. Just ask the aforementioned purveyor of pudding pops.

What do you think? Is Twitter a legitimate source for news? Or is it just a starting point that can tip you off to story so you can investigate further?

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Google Panda: Bad News for SEO Cheaters. Great News for PR Pros.

April 5, 2012

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Unless you’re a search marketing expert, you probably don’t pay too much attention to any of the new algorithms released by Google. But if you’re working with an SEO firm or are heavily invested in any kind of search marketing, you should know a little bit about Google Panda—the company’s latest algorithm released specifically to target sites that are gaming the system through unnatural and artificial link building tactics.

During a panel at SXSW in early March, Google’s head of search spam, Matt Cutts, did more than hint at the intention of Google’s Panda rollout:

“We are trying to level the playing field a bit. All those people doing, for lack of a better word, over optimization or overly SEO—versus those making great content and great site. We are trying to make GoogleBot smarter, make our relevance better, and we are also looking for those who abuse it, whether they throw too many keywords on a page, or whether they exchange way too many links or go well beyond what you normally expect in a particular area. It is an active area where we have several engineers on my team working on this right now.”

On March 23, Google released Panda 3.4., announcing the update via Twitter:
So what’s the big deal? Well, if you’re not an SEO cheater, Panda 3.4 won’t do you any harm—it may even improve your rank since overly optimized sites will be taking a hit. But there are plenty of cheaters in the search marketing world who employ blackhat link building schemes such as creating paid backlinks from blogs without genuine content. In fact, there are entire blog networks that allow users to distribute their keyword stuffed “articles” to hundreds of different blogs to quickly (and unethically) generate hundreds of backlinks. If you need some help determining the legitimacy of your SEO efforts, Douglas Karr, CEO of DK New Media offers some great tips on how to discover an SEO cheater in your midst.

Essentially, GoogleBots used to scan website content to determine its relevance. So if you had a website about underwater basket weaving, Google would be looking for repeated use of the phrase “underwater basket weaving.” Sites with the most relevant keywords would then get ranked highly. But there wasn’t much Google could do to determine the quality of the content aside from counting the number of backlinks to those sites. As a result, link building schemes became all the rage.

With Panda, GoogleBots don’t just “scan” website content, they can practically read content. It’s no longer useful to have hundreds of backlinks from overly optimized sites; Google’s looking for the best—and only the best—to put on page one. Simply put, if your website isn’t up to that standard, it’s going to get removed.

This is really bad news for SEO cheaters and great news for PR pros. Focusing solely on the benefits of PR as they relate to SEO, the purpose of PR is to facilitate link building by creating genuine backlinks from sites that create high-quality content—national and local media outlets, trade publications, and blogs and other news outlets of considerable repute. When our clients are featured on CNN or Mashable, there’s no risk that an algorithm update from Google is going to render those backlinks worthless. It’s a simple matter of quality vs. quantity that will make the difference between page No.1 of Google’s search results, and being buried in the double digits.

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